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The Superjail Inquisitor
Season 4, Episode 4
034p01
Air date July 6, 2014
Written by Adam Modiano
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The Superjail Inquisitor is the fourth episode of Season Four. It is the thirty-fifth episode of Superjail overall.

Synopsis[]

While The Warden is building a new dam in Superjail several inmates start to run a tabloid newspaper called The Superjail Inquisitor. The Warden is astonished by one of the fake articles and believes that his favorite childhood monster, "Mangle Fang" may be lurking in Superjail. This prompts The Warden to suspend construction, and go on a massive hunt for Mangle Fang and torturing anyone who refuses to believe in it. The Twins then discover an article made by Ash about aliens, so they modify the image in the newspaper and then send it to The Triplets in space. The Triplets arrive on Earth in response, and in a fit of rage they make every fake article ever written in the tabloid (including Mangle Fang, to The Warden's delight) manifest in reality resulting in chaos, and the arrival of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse to Superjail.

Plot (overview)[]

In a mountain and forest area, two hunters are having a campfire. Jacknife comes out of the bushes and grabs the hunter’s cooler to drop some alcohol bottles and ice. Jacknife drinks some bottles of alcohol. After drinking, he stops a flyer with a picture of Bigfoot on it. The flyer is a reward to capture Bigfoot. Jacknife imagines himself capturing the legendary Bigfoot, being rewarded with money and fame. Jacknife’s fantasy ends when he some shots are fired at him from two hunters. He runs away and falls from a cliff. He gets covered by some beartraps, thorned bushes, and mud. He lands into a bush and comes out it, covered in the mud and beartraps. He sees shots being fired at him by some more hunters. He runs away from these hunters and hits a tree. Jacknife wakes up and screams as he is captured by the hunters while cameramen take pictures of him. He struggles to get out, but is taped up. As a man gives a hunter a bag of money, Jailbot pops out of it, scaring cameramen and killing the man and hunter respectively. Hunter fire at Jailbot, but are all killed by him in various methods. Jailbot grabs the cage and gets out some scissors to cut off all of Jacknife’s tape. The muddy covered Jacknife himself falls into the cage. Jailbot shows the cage of Jacknife, mistaken as Bigfoot, to the cameraman. Jailbot’s capture of Jacknife appears on a newspaper. Jailbot leaves with Jacknife while the cameraman are set on fire after Jailbot goes through a banner on some metal props.

The title screen of this episode is shown onscreen. After that, a happy cloud society of sentient raindrop people, made out of water, is shown before being killed by the Superjail Soldiers, making them into raindrops that fall down. Jared looks at a newspaper that states that his mustache actually revealed to be a ferret. While on a waterwheel, Jared is held by a rope while being angry when the inmates laugh at him for having a ferret as a mustache. Jared enters into The Warden’s eyeball ship. He tells The Warden about the unauthorized tabloid of his mustache. The Warden tells him not to gossip as he is currently building a waterwheel. Jailbot grabs inmates to put them onto a waterwheel and get shanked by some lashes from The Warden’s eyeball ship while other inmates on the waterwheel fall from it and into the waters, just to be eaten alive by sea creatures. Jailbot, while grabbing and throwing inmates into the air, looks at a newspaper of an inmate being possesses by a demon. Jailbot grabs the inmate from that newspaper tabloid to drive through his body to find the demon, but finds nothing and kills him. He throws this inmate’s corpse to a pile of dead inmates next to a large mutated octopus human head experiment in the water. The Doctor, while on the mutant, reads a newspaper tabloid involving helping. He throws the tabloid in the air, which lands into the hands of Alice in the eyeball ship.

Alice sees a newspaper tabloid of her own nightstick. The Warden appears behind her and grabs the tabloid for himself to see it. He sees a monster sighting on the tabloid. The Warden thinks that this monster is actually Mangle Fang, a childhood monster that his father would tell him about every night. He has a flashback of him being told by his father of Mangle Fang. Jared tells him Mangle Fang is just a fairy tale as he has never seen this creature before. The Warden knew he was a good little boy and has a dream of him riding on Mangle Fang in a fantasy setting where his childhood monster gobbles up some children, covering The Warden in blood, body parts, and organs. He thanks the Superjail Inquisitor for rediscovering his favorite childhood monster and talks himself for everyone to see while justice are real as rainbows. Jared and Alice are confused by this. The Warden postpones the reconstruction of the waterwheel. All of the inmates celebrate on the waterwheel being postponed for now.

At a building where the Superjail Inquisitor is at, the inmates are working on a cover story involving a man without a torso. Nicky, Jean, and Paul burst into the room. Nicky tells everyone that they’re ditching man without torso cover story as they have to lead with a monster story if they can get a snow day for the Superjail Inquisitor. Ash comes from the window and offers to help on making a cover story about space aliens. Nicky yells at him as he knows that Ash doesn’t help with any schemes no more as he continues to screw things up. Ash only wanted to help for the Superjail Inquisitor. He starts to cry. Paul, while working on a cover story with Jean, mentions that Ash is going be crying out steam works. Nicky decides to change his mind and give Ash an opportunity to write an article for the inquisitor. He tells him to stop doing that. Ash is excited to do his story involving space aliens. He decides to instead make it about flaming aliens. Paul interrupts Ash and tells him not to use fire in his story. Ash agrees and apologizes to him. He draws a space alien, using a crayon. The screen imagines on Ash’s space alien story where this alien gets into a UFO and fires lasers at some people, joined by other aliens.

The Warden makes drawings of him and Mangle Fang, mocking the word of "Fairy Tale" and thinks that the news couldn’t be any more wrong. Jared bursts into The Warden’s bedroom to asks him if reconstruction duty on the waterwheel is back on as he doesn’t know how they can test their dam if the river is not running at all. Bird delivers The Warden’s newspaper. The Warden looks at the newspaper tabloid that reads about Mangle Fang being in Superjail. Jared, on the other hand, sees a small story by Ash about lame horny aliens, next to a picture of Jean and Paul dressed as aliens. Jared is confused by this and tries to tell The Warden something, but is interrupted by the latter, who tells him that this is chance to witness the awesomeness of Mangle Fang. The Warden uses Jared as a propelling plane to fly out of the window from his bedroom. The Twins teleport into the bedroom to hold the newspaper. They talk to each other. One of them adds a third alien onto the newspaper image. They transform into the newspaper into a paper airplane, which flies into the air, crashing through other parts of the jail above The Warden’s bedroom.

The Warden drives his eyeball ship to tell everyone in Superjail that he’ll continue to postpone and suspend any waterwheel reconstruction duty as they remain on full Mangle Fang alert, telling everyone to report any sightings of Mangle Fang around Superjail. Jared tells him that Mangle Fang is a fake. The Warden gets mad and presses button to activate a body for his eyeball ship to land onto the grounds of the Courtyard. The ship’s body knocks down a tower before it transforms back to normal. The Warden comes out of his ship and looks for Mangle Fang. Alice falls down the tower to tell The Warden that Mangle Fang is actually fake. The Warden whispers to a crane to destroy and knock down a tower of The Doctor’s Laboratory, releasing some mutants out. The Doctor, seeing his destroyed laboratory, tells The Warden that Mangle Fang is a fake. The Warden gets mad at this, but gets another idea of his Eyeball Workers searching around the inmate’s jailcells for anything related to Mangle Fang. The Doctor even helps out and gets out his mutant dog for help. The Warden comes out of a jailcell, frustrated, and asks on who actually runs the Superjail Inquisitor as he wants to know on where his Mangle Fang is. Jared tells The Warden to stop and tells him that he has to see that he is actually being lied to. The Warden realizes this and sees that they’re actually mocking him and has never been so insulted. The Warden’s Eyeball Workers take away Jared, Alice, and The Doctor, even killing the latter’s mutant dog. Alice, while being taken away, tells him that she doesn’t even care if he is wrong at all. The Warden runs away. Nicky and Turban give a high-five to each other and leave.

Meanwhile, The Twins’ newspaper airplane flies into space and enters The Triplet’s alien spaceship. The Triplets are about to kill an alien creature until The Twins’ newspaper airplane arrives. The Triplets look at the newspaper to see a tabloid story of the lame horny aliens. The three Triplets feel mocked by the horny alien story. One of them forms the newspaper into a ball and throws it away. All three Triplets press buttons to activate a machine to kill the alien creature in their spaceship. The Triplets watch the action themselves. Back in Superjail, on another waterwheel, Jared, Alice, and The Doctor are tortured by the inmates, relieved on them not having any work duty tonight. The Warden comes over on Jailbot to ask The Doctor to admit on Mangle Fang actually being real. The Doctor, with destroyed legs, talks to him. The Warden still realizes that he is actually doing this for the staff and asks again if The Doctor can still admit about Mangle Fang’s existence and he’ll love him so they’ll all believe on the same exact thing, said by the Superjail Inquisitor. Jared apologies on his monster being fake, but not meaning that they all have to agree with him. Alice dismisses this and tells herself that she will believe in almost anything and whatever. She asks to get out, but the inmates stop her as no conversions on the waterwheel are allowed. They continue to torture her. The Warden tells Jared to get on board as everything will be cool for Mangle Fang. Jared doesn’t accept this as he feels that The Warden is actually being manipulated and they won’t be a part of it. The Warden tells him has no choice, but to continue on his enhanced enlightenment techniques on the waterwheel. The inmates continue to tortured Alice and Jared. Nicky, Ash, Jean, Paul, and Turban watch from the distance. Nicky feels that this got really out of hand.

Meanwhile, an inmate with a box of props walks around, but trips over a line from studio lamps, making the box fell out of his hands while this inmate falls to the ground and two other inmates being electrocuted by the studio lamps. The box of props flies out of a window and falls down into the waters. The box gets eaten by a Shark, but flies out of its body once the Shark is ripped in half by a giant squid and flies over to land into The Warden’s hands, making a stack of newspapers fall from his own hands. The Warden questions on this box of props. He tosses two things out of the box before holding a prop resembling Mangle Fang in his hand. He realizes that there is no actual Mangle Fang, until he sees red lights from a meteor falling down, crashing into a building where the Superjail Inquisitor was housed in, making newspapers spread all over. The meteor lands into the water, making a large splash. The Warden sees a giant Mangle-shaped being covered in mud come out from the water. The Warden sees that Mangle Fang was actually real all along and was right about everything while leaving the inmate waterwheel. The muddy Mangle Fang-shaped being is actually revealed to be The Triplet’s spaceship. The Triplets teleport out to see a newspaper tabloid. The three Triplets are frustrated with the tabloid, due to it spreading nothing but lies and currently have horns engorged by all of their crimson fury. The Twins, sitting on a bench while dressed in clothes with glasses and reading newspapers, see them and think if they can say hello or remain incognito. The other Twin knows that they’re always neato. They teleport away. The Triplets use their rage powers from their horns to affect all of the newspaper tabloids so everyone can be consume by their own lies. All of the newspaper tabloids are affected by them.

Two inmates see that the affected newspaper tabloids and articles. They check on one of them, stating that unicorns are actually real. The unicorn come to life and kill these two inmates. A following montage shows several lies from the affected tabloid articles on the newspapers coming to life such as Lord Stingray being used as a sex romp for The Mistress to Jean giving birth to baby versions of himself and Paul to Jacknife riding on the Loch Ness Monster to escape. A bunch of chaos from these lies come true. During the middle of this, Alice and Jared land into a office where Redneck/Hillbilly Aliens are inhabiting at. Alice kills all of these Aliens while Jared continues read a newspaper tabloid of his mustache being a ferret. This becomes true for Jared himself. The two-headed ferret mustache bites his eyeball sockets and tangle them up before Alice comes over, pulls the ferret mustache, and rips all of Jared’s skin, clothes, and hair off of himself. Alice jumps out of Jared’s office and lands onto a Unicorn to ride on. More chaos involving the affected newspaper articles occur. During some of this chaos, Gary and Bird throw a large bed, pillows, a stool, a lamp, a cabinet, and a crystal out of the walls of Alice’s bedroom while being a two-headed caveman. They come out of the wall and club the crystal. While Gary and Bird run off, the Hunter is accidentally released out of her crystal, runs over to them, and flips in the air to grab Gary’s club and hit the heads off of Gary and Bird’s caveman body before slicing them in half with the same club. She is covered in blood from Gary and Bird’s dead caveman body while the Hunter uses her leg to scratch herself. The Triplets teleport over to her and decide to possess her. The Triplets teleport away with the Hunter to their home planet. The Warden runs with a newspaper tabloid, in a very excited mood, because of Mangle Fang’s existence being revealed on it. Mangle Fang now come to life. The Warden rides on the top of Mangle Fang through the Courtyard. He is joined by Alice and Jared, the latter is skinless while the former rides on a unicorn in the air. The Warden’s face gets covered by a newspaper tabloid. He sees that its reads about the Apocalypse, which now begins in Superjail. The skies rain down blood while Sasquatches get covered by large swarms of Locust. An inmate even melts during the Apocalypse. The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse arrive. The episode ends with The Warden, Jared, and Alice being frightened by the arrival of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse in their point of views.

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Trivia

  • The painting of The Warden riding on his Centaur in his Private Quarters has a band aid on the area that Nicky and the inmates broke through in "Burn Stoolie Burn."
  • Two of the giant Warden humanoids from "Last Pack" can be seen in the background at one point.
  • Guns from "Special Needs" makes another reappearance.
  • The Triplets reappear again since "The Trouble with Triples."
  • If you look at the various newspaper tabloids shown onscreen.
    • "Unicorns Are Real!!!" ("Hold Your Horses, Folks!") under the title of "!!!!!!News That’s Too Hot To Trot!!!!!!"
    • "Stingray Mistress Sex Romp" ("Gross!", "Vile!", "Hot!", "Exposed!!!", "New, Previously Unseen Photos!!!") under the title of "News For Which There Are No Words"
    • "Computer Hackers Turn Your Brain Into A Bomb!!!" ("The Explosive Ture Story!!!", Absolutely Mindblowing!!!) under the title of "!!!The Only News Ahead Of The Curve!!!"
    • "Merman Found In Fatty’s Toilet" ("Water You Waiting For? Read On!!!")
    • "Wooden Puppet Really A Robot!!!" ("Domo Arigato, Mr. Puppeto!")
    • "Man Gives Birth!!! This Dad Is A Real Mutha…" ("Ooh, baby!!!")
    • "Redneck Aliens Take Over Jared’s Office!!!" ("That’s What I Call Office Space") under the title of "News That’s Out Of This World!!!"
    • "Yikes! Jared’s ‘Stache Is A Rabid Ferret! This Solution Just Got Hairier!!!" ("Yowza!!!") under the title of "The Biggest Story Of The Century!!!"
    • "Bloodsucking Veggie Vamps!!!" under the title of "This Totally Bites!!!"
    • "Superjail’s Smallest Face!!!" under the title of "You Know What They Say About Small Faces…"
    • "Scientifically Confirmed!!! MangleFang Real!!! Work Duty Cancelled Indefinitely!!!" ("Scientists Confirm It!") under the title of "Warden!!! Are You Reading This?"
    • "Superjail! Apocalypse!!! The End Is Nigh!!!" under the title of "The Last Paper You’ll Ever Read!!!".
  • A censored bar can be seen on the fake Lord Stingray and Mistress newspaper tabloid.
  • This episode reveals that Lord Stingray has yellow skin on his body. Although, he had a normal human-like body in "Stingstress."
  • Turban becomes a pterodactyl and is shown flying onscreen in a few scenes, making noise. Turban was most likely transformed from this, similar to how Gary and Bird became a caveman.
  • The song that plays during scenes with Mangle Fang replaces the usual credits theme for this episode.

Cultural References[]

  • Prisoner Peedee’s robot form resembles Terminator.

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