The Talking Liquor bottle, speaking in a lazy and mindless tone.
The Talking Liquor bottle is a sentient alcohol bottle of liquor/champagne who appeared in the series' pilot episode "Bunny Love."
The bottle appears when Jared is working out the math for The Warden's purchase of 70,000 bunny suits for the convicts/prisoners/inmates. After Jared gets frustrated, the talking bottle comes out of a drawer and says "Hey, bub. How 'bout a lil glass of me to get ya through?" Jared screams "I told you to leave me alone!" and slams the drawer, locking the bottle inside.
Notes[]
- The Talking Liquor bottle is apart of Jared's imagination, since he is an alcoholic.
- There are multiple talking liquor/alcohol bottles in the episode "Superbar."