|Sweet Cheeks Convict|
|Role||Sweet Cheeks Convict, Alice's Date|
|In episode(s)||Superbar, Jean,Paul,Beefy and Alice|
Beefy is Alice's slave as well as her self-proclaimed "boyfriend" in "Hot Chick".
He seems to be the normal convict at Superjail. However, he'd rather die than take body shots on Alice, so he decapitated himself with his own teeth. He was also kissed by Hunter in "Hot Chick", but only because Hunter was looking for information. In the same episode, it is revealed that his relationship with Alice is completely one-sided.